Meet the only assistant that truly gets you — Existential Assistant. It doesn’t offer spreadsheets or solutions, just quiet support when life feels like a glitch. Pin it on your tote or denim jacket as your emotional tech support — here to remind you that feeling lost is part of the program.
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Hard enamel with silver (nickel) plating
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Size: approx. 3 cm x 3 cm (1.2 inch)
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Weight: 4g
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Metallic clutch backing
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Glossy smooth finish
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Comes on a Lilloot backing card
🎁 Vibe Check: Witty • Nostalgic • Existentially calm
💌 Perfect For: People who laugh through their crises, overthinkers in reboot mode, and anyone who says “yes” to the pop-up 🖤
